definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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