I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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