Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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