well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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