If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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