I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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