What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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