If i come over, it means nothing
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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