ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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