This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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