Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
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i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
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this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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