Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?