time to smoke my breakfast
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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