You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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