We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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