so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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