hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
