hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i permit you to call me
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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