Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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