Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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