Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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