Well apparently he's into motor boating.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize