This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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