I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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