I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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