dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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