oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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