Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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