so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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