ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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