Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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