based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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