Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
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i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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