We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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