im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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