So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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