A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just puked most of my soul out..
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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