I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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