I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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