But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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