love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
