Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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