Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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