I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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