I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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