Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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