I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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