No period for spring break; use this wisely.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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