god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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