Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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