Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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