Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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