I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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