is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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