thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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