i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Duck Duck Cougar?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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