i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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