I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I need moral support for this bender
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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